Danni's Tumblr

Mostly for reblogs, quotes and me saying crazy things for no apparent reason.

lokisarmy-in-the-tardis:

loki-the-would-be-king:

Saved By: Thor

Best Friend: Natasha

Lover: Loki

Cockblocked By: Loki

Enemy: Natasha

Killed By: Loki

….that makes no sense.

Saved By: Iron Man

Best Friend: Loki (well, I was looking for something a little more, but…)

Lover: Hawkeye (oops. Don’t tell Abi.)

Cockblocked by: Iron Man (the irony is this would probably be true)

Enemy: Loki (well, that makes for an awkward relationship)

Killed by: Captain America

Saved by: Hawkeye

Best Friend: Thor

Lover: Hawkeye

Cockblocked by: Loki

Enemy: Thor

Killed by: Steve Rogers

(Source: happy-lace)

Unpopular Hiddles Opinion

avengetheworld:

mudflap-maclean:

box-of-poptarts:

jeremy-ruiner:

sovereigneriu:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

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Really unpopular opinion.  Click at your own risk.

Fuck off captain asshole. Jesus the nerve of people.

I don’t usually get involved in these types of things, but jfc. This just ruined my mood.

Ok, honestly, that’s just rude. And I mean, bitch, please, calm your tits. 

AMFGSTFU. You cannot be serious. Gurl, just sew your mouth shut. Seriously, gawd.

How could you say such a thing?! If I was following you, I would unfollow you for this!

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.